Jopdutfit is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, slow spider.

Jopdutfit created the planet Jupiter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jopdutfit, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Jopdutfit, it will turn you into a plant.

Jopdutfit's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Jopdutfit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never think about ultrasonics near ants while wearing violet ear rings and balancing nine silicon spheres on your hands.

5. Never write about bacteria.
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