Hinyogbafsombifkimlapfly is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, self-confident owl.

Hinyogbafsombifkimlapfly created silver three million years ago.

If you believe in Hinyogbafsombifkimlapfly, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Hinyogbafsombifkimlapfly, she will turn you into a frog.

Hinyogbafsombifkimlapfly's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Hinyogbafsombifkimlapfly's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never curse while facing west.

5. Never fashion tools from wood.