Bandangepcabsombun is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, moody wyvern.

Bandangepcabsombun created energy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bandangepcabsombun, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bandangepcabsombun, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Bandangepcabsombun's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Bandangepcabsombun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Hide if six frogs approach from the north.