Sinwabfebfodbonminlarpbog is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, grumpy rat.

Sinwabfebfodbonminlarpbog created the Black Eye Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Sinwabfebfodbonminlarpbog, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sinwabfebfodbonminlarpbog, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Sinwabfebfodbonminlarpbog's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Sinwabfebfodbonminlarpbog's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from turquoise great tits, for they are unholy.

2. Worship no other gods but Sinwabfebfodbonminlarpbog.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not eat strawberries.