Mifgovbeg is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, smart wyvern.

Mifgovbeg created a bottom quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Mifgovbeg, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Mifgovbeg, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Mifgovbeg's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Mifgovbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Mifgovbeg loves squirrels, so they must be respected.