Sadwadril is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, two-faced snail.

Sadwadril created dark energy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadwadril, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Sadwadril, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Sadwadril's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Sadwadril's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt bats.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not shave your hands.

4. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not dye your hair mauve.