Queeggumpod is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, omnipotent gnu.

Queeggumpod created the solar system three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Queeggumpod, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Queeggumpod, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Queeggumpod's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Queeggumpod's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Retreat if six bats approach from the north.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never paint your face yellow.