Vadcimrip is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, benevolent hamster.

Vadcimrip created carbon three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vadcimrip, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Vadcimrip, it will curse you with boils.

Vadcimrip's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Vadcimrip's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed parsnips to voles while wearing shorts.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never think about ultrasonics.

4. Never mention ducks.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.