Govxucdibnabpagbotlegbat is a god.
He takes the form of an exceedingly large, happy
rhinoceros.
Govxucdibnabpagbotlegbat created the Virgo Supercluster five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Govxucdibnabpagbotlegbat, he will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Govxucdibnabpagbotlegbat, he will come to you in dreams.
Govxucdibnabpagbotlegbat's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.
Govxucdibnabpagbotlegbat's Holy Commandments1. Retreat if nine monkeys approach from the south.
2. Govxucdibnabpagbotlegbat must be the most important thing in your life.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.
4. Do not wear fawn clothing.
5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.