Naknibdit is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, ill-tempered rat.

Naknibdit created the world seven million years ago.

If you believe in Naknibdit, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Naknibdit, he will turn you into a duck.

Naknibdit's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Naknibdit's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed melons to horses while wearing yellow jumpers.

2. Always look after injured ants.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.