Dossogbug is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, tranquil shrew.

Dossogbug created silver nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Dossogbug, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dossogbug, he will torture you forever.

Dossogbug's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Dossogbug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Dossogbug's name in vain.

2. Never wear violet dresses.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dossogbug.

5. Respect your elders.