Jipquagfab is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, sage wren.

Jipquagfab created the Black Eye Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jipquagfab, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Jipquagfab, she will ignore you.

Jipquagfab's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Jipquagfab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never wear indigo tights.

3. Do not bounce in public.

4. Never feed lots of peas to seals while wearing white coats.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.