Cebhugzag is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, merciless mole.

Cebhugzag created the Virgo Supercluster eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cebhugzag, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cebhugzag, he will have a low opinion of you.

Cebhugzag's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Cebhugzag's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from green dolphins for they are unholy.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Cebhugzag in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never speak aloud of numbers.