Fodtadbom is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, smart hyena.

Fodtadbom created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fodtadbom, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fodtadbom, she will turn you into a slug.

Fodtadbom's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Fodtadbom's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.

2. Never speak of fate in the presence of strangers.

3. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

4. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.

5. Never skip in autumn.