Matbestcut is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, strong meerkat.

Matbestcut created the planet Jupiter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Matbestcut, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Matbestcut, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Matbestcut's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Matbestcut's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no ducks in a room before entering it.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Never skip in the presence of frogs.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Hide if six dolphins approach from the west.