Litdibceb Padlikkin is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, duplicitous jaguar.

Litdibceb Padlikkin created a bottom quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Litdibceb Padlikkin, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Litdibceb Padlikkin, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Litdibceb Padlikkin's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Litdibceb Padlikkin's Holy Commandments

1. Always wash your back before prayer.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never whisper while facing east.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.