Veencibnurtcad is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unjust troll.

Veencibnurtcad created the Sombrero Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Veencibnurtcad, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Veencibnurtcad, she will make you grow a tail.

Veencibnurtcad's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Veencibnurtcad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear violet clothing.

2. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Veencibnurtcad in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never mention dolphins.

4. Do not take Veencibnurtcad's name in vain.

5. Do not cook food in pots.