Pidtaddim is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, omnipotent dugong.

Pidtaddim created Mount Everest two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pidtaddim, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Pidtaddim, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Pidtaddim's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Pidtaddim's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Erect a large silver sculpture of Pidtaddim on top of all buildings.

5. Never mention cats.