Cimcub is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, vain beaver.

Cimcub created parasitic wasps five million years ago.

If you believe in Cimcub, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cimcub, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Cimcub's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Cimcub's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face pink.

2. Never carve symbols of galaxies into wood.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always wear magenta.

5. Respect your elders.