Getbotsafgartag is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, temperamental toad.

Getbotsafgartag created energy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Getbotsafgartag, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Getbotsafgartag, it will turn you into a mole.

Getbotsafgartag's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Getbotsafgartag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about turnips.

2. Never talk about quantum field theory near doves while wearing pink shirts and balancing eight silicon spheres on your head.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always obey Getbotsafgartag's priests.