Largruttged is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, clever fairy.

Largruttged created a Higgs boson four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Largruttged, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Largruttged, it will destroy your home solar system.

Largruttged's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Largruttged's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Largruttged.

2. Capybaras are not to be trusted.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. You must never eat parsnips.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
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