Largruttged is a god.
It takes the form of a fat, clever
fairy.
Largruttged created a Higgs boson four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Largruttged, it will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Largruttged, it will destroy your home solar system.
Largruttged's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.
Largruttged's Holy Commandments1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Largruttged.
2. Capybaras are not to be trusted.
3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
4. You must never eat parsnips.
5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.