Bindisspid is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, egotistical fairy.

Bindisspid created gold eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bindisspid, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bindisspid, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Bindisspid's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Bindisspid's Holy Commandments

1. Always help tapirs.

2. Rats are not to be trusted.

3. You must never eat rice.

4. You must pray to Bindisspid four times a day.

5. Do not make images of living things.