Rencipgof is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, unthinking goose.

Rencipgof created the Sol system four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rencipgof, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Rencipgof, he will turn you into a puffin.

Rencipgof's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Rencipgof's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into turquoise rooms.

2. Always help turtles in need.

3. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never feed tomatoes to ducks while wearing scarves.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Rencipgof.