Sishapxuckcumpitlig is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, resourceful pigeon.

Sishapxuckcumpitlig created dark matter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sishapxuckcumpitlig, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Sishapxuckcumpitlig, she will turn you into a rock.

Sishapxuckcumpitlig's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Sishapxuckcumpitlig's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed melons to ducks while wearing shoes.

2. Always help sick gulls.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not kill whales.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
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