Baflunrot is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, quiet lobster.

Baflunrot created Asia six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Baflunrot, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Baflunrot, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Baflunrot's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Baflunrot's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not shave your head.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

5. Never write about special relativity.