Titgepmet Wotranlist is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, tiresome chicken.

Titgepmet Wotranlist created the Sun nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Titgepmet Wotranlist, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Titgepmet Wotranlist, he will turn you into a sheep.

Titgepmet Wotranlist's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Titgepmet Wotranlist's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain purity during holy days.

2. Never wear fawn jumpers.

3. Never carve symbols of black holes into wood.

4. Always wear indigo.

5. Never laugh near voles.