Fadbutcar is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, benevolent owl.

Fadbutcar created the Virgo Supercluster eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fadbutcar, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fadbutcar, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Fadbutcar's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Fadbutcar's Holy Commandments

1. Fadbutcar must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never think about fluid mechanics near great tits while wearing yellow trousers and balancing six zinc spheres on your arms.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Fadbutcar.