Rill is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, quiet crow.

Rill created bats six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rill, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Rill, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Rill's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Rill's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six tapirs approach from the north.

2. Never think about electromagnetism.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not speak about turnips.

5. Do not chant in public.