Stragnutgatcinmil is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, loving owl.

Stragnutgatcinmil created a quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stragnutgatcinmil, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Stragnutgatcinmil, she will think nothing of it.

Stragnutgatcinmil's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Stragnutgatcinmil's Holy Commandments

1. Never fashion tools from ash.

2. You must love Stragnutgatcinmil.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never gather five manatees in one place.

5. Never play with disobedient children.