Mobtaghen is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, passionate hydra.

Mobtaghen created dark matter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mobtaghen, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Mobtaghen, it will turn you into a rock.

Mobtaghen's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Mobtaghen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not eat gooseberries.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.