Figortxuc is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, impressive parrot.

Figortxuc created parasitic wasps two years ago.

If you believe in Figortxuc, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Figortxuc, he will remove you from existence.

Figortxuc's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Figortxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Always check lakes for frogs.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.

3. Do not eat wheat.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

5. Never point your feet toward the south during prayer.