Ragvedlag is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, witless coyote.

Ragvedlag created oxygen five million years ago.

If you believe in Ragvedlag, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Ragvedlag, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Ragvedlag's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Ragvedlag's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Ragvedlag on top of all buildings.

2. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.

3. Ragvedlag must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Hide if nine seals approach from the west.

5. Never play with disobedient children.