Funquartdidtafflanlakhud is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, slow mink.

Funquartdidtafflanlakhud created the Milkyway nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Funquartdidtafflanlakhud, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Funquartdidtafflanlakhud, it will be very sad.

Funquartdidtafflanlakhud's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Funquartdidtafflanlakhud's Holy Commandments

1. Pray only in moonlight.

2. Do not travel during autumn.

3. Never wear white corsets on sacred days.

4. Always obey Funquartdidtafflanlakhud's priests.

5. Never sprint in the presence of swans.