Quagcissdab is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, effective dragonfly.

Quagcissdab created humankind five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quagcissdab, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Quagcissdab, it will ignore you.

Quagcissdab's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Quagcissdab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in white rooms.

2. Never write about fluid mechanics.

3. Never feed turnips to whales while wearing ear rings.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always take life seriously.