Yattimsak is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, weak raven.

Yattimsak created parasitic wasps six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yattimsak, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Yattimsak, he will turn you into a mole.

Yattimsak's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Yattimsak's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always act with patience when addressing priests.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Pray only in shadows.