Guprenhim is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, annoying jellyfish.

Guprenhim created the Sun two million years ago.

If you believe in Guprenhim, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Guprenhim, he will jump up and down on your head.

Guprenhim's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Guprenhim's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed limes to tortoises while wearing cyan ear rings.

2. Always look after injured ants.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Learn three new languages a year.