Ingvegflap is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, compassionate duck.

Ingvegflap created matter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ingvegflap, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Ingvegflap, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Ingvegflap's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Ingvegflap's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Ingvegflap three times a day.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Do not hurt tapirs.

5. Do not covet oxen.
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