Ingvegflap is a god.
She takes the form of a microscopic, compassionate
duck.
Ingvegflap created matter seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Ingvegflap, she will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Ingvegflap, she will destroy your favourite planet.
Ingvegflap's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.
Ingvegflap's Holy Commandments1. You must pray to Ingvegflap three times a day.
2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
3. Never talk about cell theory.
4. Do not hurt tapirs.
5. Do not covet oxen.