Rulgedzan is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, duplicitous skunk.

Rulgedzan created Africa four million years ago.

If you believe in Rulgedzan, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Rulgedzan, it will turn you into a sheep.

Rulgedzan's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Rulgedzan's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Run away from green otters, for they are unholy.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. You must love Rulgedzan.