Zoddonveg is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, conceited wasp.

Zoddonveg created everything that exists nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zoddonveg, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Zoddonveg, it will send you a sign.

Zoddonveg's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Zoddonveg's Holy Commandments

1. Never mark doors with fawn.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Do not prepare lemons while filled with fear.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not stand on grass.