Stikgutrip is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, clever wasp.

Stikgutrip created Asia eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Stikgutrip, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Stikgutrip, it will not invite you to parties.

Stikgutrip's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Stikgutrip's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Stikgutrip seven times a day.

2. Erect a giant black sculpture of Stikgutrip in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always store peas above ground.

5. Pray only in darkness.