Negbogfly is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, overgenerous goat.

Negbogfly created the cosmos two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Negbogfly, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Negbogfly, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Negbogfly's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Negbogfly's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry swans.

2. Never think about thermodynamics.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not leap in public.