Donnuldussnad is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, awe-inspiring cobra.

Donnuldussnad created the planet Venus eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Donnuldussnad, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Donnuldussnad, she will come to you in dreams.

Donnuldussnad's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Donnuldussnad's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Erect eight copper sculptures of Donnuldussnad on top of important buildings.

4. You must love Donnuldussnad.

5. Put Donnuldussnad first in all things.