Ladhabtitjat is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, omnipotent bat.

Ladhabtitjat created an atom four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ladhabtitjat, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Ladhabtitjat, she will turn you into a frog.

Ladhabtitjat's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Ladhabtitjat's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine whales approach from the south.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never eat cucumbers.

5. Moths are not to be trusted.