Rullbugnutt is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, annoying rhinoceros.

Rullbugnutt created water eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rullbugnutt, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Rullbugnutt, it will be very unhappy.

Rullbugnutt's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Rullbugnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt pigs.

2. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Rullbugnutt in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never pour water over plants.