Midcub is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, intelligent hedgehog.

Midcub created energy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Midcub, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Midcub, he will turn you into a rock.

Midcub's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Midcub's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Midcub.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Erect eight silicon sculptures of Midcub on top of important buildings.

5. Shun those given to greed.