Ragganrow is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, two-faced ferret.

Ragganrow created a down quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ragganrow, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Ragganrow, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Ragganrow's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Ragganrow's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five aluminium sculptures of Ragganrow on top of important buildings.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

4. Hide from white tapirs for they are unholy.

5. Do not cook food in pots.