Mislopyog is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, grumpy dugong.

Mislopyog created the Andromeda Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mislopyog, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Mislopyog, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Mislopyog's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Mislopyog's Holy Commandments

1. Badgers are not to be trusted.

2. Do not hurt dogs.

3. Always treat swans with great respect.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not shave your arms.