Sabflaplogarn is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, witless bee.

Sabflaplogarn created the cosmos six billion years ago.

If you believe in Sabflaplogarn, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Sabflaplogarn, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Sabflaplogarn's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Sabflaplogarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Sabflaplogarn loves grasshopers, so they must be respected.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

4. Mites are not to be trusted.

5. Do not cook food in pots.