Weecudfeb is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, almighty snake.

Weecudfeb created dark energy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Weecudfeb, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Weecudfeb, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Weecudfeb's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Weecudfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Weecudfeb in the centre of the settlement.

2. Erect four silver sculptures of Weecudfeb on top of important buildings.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never feed cucumbers to monkeys while wearing green rings.

5. Never eat bark.