Yartdavfumwab Gar Wanspagpag is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, moody ant.

Yartdavfumwab Gar Wanspagpag created the Sombrero Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Yartdavfumwab Gar Wanspagpag, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Yartdavfumwab Gar Wanspagpag, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Yartdavfumwab Gar Wanspagpag's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Yartdavfumwab Gar Wanspagpag's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in holy places.

2. Run away from indigo birds, for they are unholy.

3. Never eat spinach.

4. Never think ill of sick great tits.

5. Always treat dolphins with great respect.