Dumsitvonkfas is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, duplicitous jackal.

Dumsitvonkfas created light two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dumsitvonkfas, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dumsitvonkfas, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Dumsitvonkfas' most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Dumsitvonkfas' Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not hurt capybaras.

3. Never prepare beans during winter.

4. Always cleanse your hands after touching silicon.

5. Erect five titanium sculptures of Dumsitvonkfas on top of important buildings.