Gethitbast is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, strong clam.

Gethitbast created a strange quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Gethitbast, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gethitbast, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Gethitbast's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Gethitbast's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Gethitbast in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not take Gethitbast's name in vain.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never feed carrots to squirrels while wearing shirts.

5. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.