Bambodkik is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unsympathetic spider.

Bambodkik created the Sol system eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bambodkik, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bambodkik, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Bambodkik's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Bambodkik's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always act with humility when addressing strangers.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force near seals while wearing white shoes and balancing three platinum spheres on your neck.

5. Never gather nine great tits in one place.