Yarbud Bonkwod is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, loving dove.

Yarbud Bonkwod created the planet Jupiter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarbud Bonkwod, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Yarbud Bonkwod, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Yarbud Bonkwod's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Yarbud Bonkwod's Holy Commandments

1. Never record numbers.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never jump near tortoises.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.