Limbemarm is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, generous crane.

Limbemarm created the Andromeda Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Limbemarm, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Limbemarm, she will jump up and down on your head.

Limbemarm's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Limbemarm's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about capybaras.

2. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

3. You must pray to Limbemarm three times a day.

4. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

5. Erect seven iron sculptures of Limbemarm on top of important buildings.
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