Vedpangstragarpragladneg is a god.

He takes the form of a large, caring octopus.

Vedpangstragarpragladneg created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Vedpangstragarpragladneg, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Vedpangstragarpragladneg, he will turn you into a duck.

Vedpangstragarpragladneg's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Vedpangstragarpragladneg's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry whales.

2. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Vedpangstragarpragladneg in the centre of the settlement.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Pray only in shadows.

5. Always help moths.