Listdunlikkab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, slow frog.

Listdunlikkab created the cosmos three million years ago.

If you believe in Listdunlikkab, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Listdunlikkab, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Listdunlikkab's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Listdunlikkab's Holy Commandments

1. Always help pigs.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force near snakes while wearing gray boots and balancing nine copper spheres on your neck.

5. Erect a giant green sculpture of Listdunlikkab in the centre of the settlement.