Hunrapfag is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, fussy mongoose.

Hunrapfag created matter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Hunrapfag, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hunrapfag, she will jump up and down on your head.

Hunrapfag's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Hunrapfag's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in the presence of badgers.

2. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never talk about fire.