Safzog is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, uncaring giraffe.

Safzog created the planet Saturn eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Safzog, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Safzog, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Safzog's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Safzog's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always act with obedience when addressing priests.

4. Never gather six mites near wells.

5. Do not cook food in pots.