Bimsatbam is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, passionate duck.

Bimsatbam created the Sombrero Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bimsatbam, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bimsatbam, she will send minions to preach to you.

Bimsatbam's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Bimsatbam's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt frogs.

2. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not wear pink clothing.