Dodgedben is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, overgenerous crow.

Dodgedben created humankind six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dodgedben, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dodgedben, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Dodgedben's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Dodgedben's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Always help dogs.

5. Dodgedben loves frogs, so they must be honoured.