Vonmumnurl is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unsympathetic wyvern.

Vonmumnurl created viruses seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vonmumnurl, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Vonmumnurl, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Vonmumnurl's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Vonmumnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Do not eat coconuts.

3. Never handle silicon while unclean.

4. Never eat gooseberries.

5. Never run near dolphins.