Wiphancad is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, vain crane.

Wiphancad created vertebrates two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wiphancad, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Wiphancad, it will turn you into a mouse.

Wiphancad's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Wiphancad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Learn six new languages a year.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not wear nickel on your body.

5. Pray towards the east.