Pidflamkan Jatlimhaddid Loggepgam is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, irritating hare.

Pidflamkan Jatlimhaddid Loggepgam created parasitic wasps two million years ago.

If you believe in Pidflamkan Jatlimhaddid Loggepgam, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Pidflamkan Jatlimhaddid Loggepgam, he will turn you into a mouse.

Pidflamkan Jatlimhaddid Loggepgam's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Pidflamkan Jatlimhaddid Loggepgam's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of onions to voles while wearing fawn dresses.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

4. Never think ill of sick ants.

5. Never wear stockings.