Ceparmmot is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unselfish jellyfish.

Ceparmmot created time and space three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ceparmmot, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Ceparmmot, she will turn you into a mole.

Ceparmmot's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Ceparmmot's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Erect a large copper sculpture of Ceparmmot on top of all buildings.

3. Never talk about black holes.

4. Never sing in the presence of pigs.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.