Yatgofdum is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, impressive raccoon.

Yatgofdum created the Tadpole Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yatgofdum, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Yatgofdum, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Yatgofdum's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Yatgofdum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about onions.

2. You must never eat beans.

3. Always help sick shrews.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.