Komcemzod is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, astonishing rhinoceros.

Komcemzod created Europe seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Komcemzod, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Komcemzod, he will not invite you to parties.

Komcemzod's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Komcemzod's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Komcemzod loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always wear magenta.